/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12197903

>>11455535
>be mwuah
>2 years ago I think?
>Only competent cook in family, tell my parents/some extended family to come over and do dinner this year at my loft and for them to maybe put together some cold salads or whatever they can manage.
>big day comes,food in the oven, things going swimmingly
>there are about 12 of them that show including parents and sister
>getting close to showtime, plating the tables
>father has hilarious idea to drop some racial joke with the N bomb in it
>family roaring except for me and sis
>sister and I both regularly racemix and he knows this
>he and my mother are shocked when my sister and I kick everyone out right before dinner
>everyone is throwing a fit "it's not fair, whats your problem" "F this F that N word this"
>end up calling police because they refuse to leave and attempt to steal food they didnt even bring
>father gets physical with police and is arrested (and ultimately jailed for over a year)
>mom also gets disorderly and is locked up over night
>everyone else clears out and hasn't spoke to me since
>ended up inviting over our BF's and their friends to eat all the food
should we try for round 2?

>>11335707
Fuck you Grimace you fat fuck, I'm looking at them because they keep dissapearing from the restaurant and magically appearing in your lunchbox. Everybody can see you getting fatter day by day, but no one will confront you about your McNugget addiction. You're tearing this restaurant apart.

Anyone?

>>9076752
"I'll have a piece of shit with shit on top, and some more shit on the side."

>>8383305
Exactly and it sucks.

>omg we can't use beef tallow because muh transfats so we have to use soybean oil

because people who eat fatty food like that on a regular basis really give a damn about heart health