/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Anybody browsing know this feel?

>sister is terrible with money
>goes to some chain and orders an appetizer, entree, couple cocktails, leaves a meme tip
>stops at a bar and gets a few more cocktails
>posts some shitty pictures on instagram
>$100 in 3-4 hours

>me
>buys a 1.75L jug of evan williams whiskey for less than $30
>goes to kroger and gets a package of breakfast pork chops ($5), a bag of potatoes and onion ($10), and a couple cans of vegetables ($5) -- $20 total
>buys like 5+ mass-market paperback books while i'm there -- $20 @ $4/book
>top off gas tank and stay home all weekend -- $15
>rents AND buys a movie & game on sale (steam, amazon, etc.) -- $15
>spend all weekend playing vidja, reading, eating fried porkchops and potatoes with vegetables, nursing a jug of whiskey, watch a movie several times within the 48 hour time lease period
>$100 lasts 3 days

Pic related is a stupid meme, but there's a kernel of truth to it.

How do I eat relatively healthy for maximum cheap if I don't have any food utensils? Like no stove, oven, fridge and stuff like that, just an empty apartment.
I thought about getting a Georg Foreman grill to grill some meat and vegetables once in a while and primarily eat cold diy soylent. What else should I consider? A cooking plate?
I don't really care that much about taste, I just eat to not die.

$5 at Wendy's = dollar menu burger/fries/drink or a small salad.

$5 at grocery store = LARGE amounts of kale, veggies, small bag of frozen chicken breast strips, etc

Why is this even a question. You know the difference between a burger and a fucking salad, OP. This is why america is so fucking fat.