/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Boys, my boys. Its 8 pm here and I want to SIP. I have to wait for the morning tho. I just put one in the fridge so it'll be frosty. White and black are best sips.

>>9652282
You couldn't be more wrong. It's not nihilistic and its not tribal. It is extremely complex, like the flavor profile of an ultra black. We sipboys are not "useful idiots" as you so glibly assert. If you give us 200% DV of 4 different B vitamins, do we not use it replicate our DNA? If you put us in traffic, does it not suck (lol)?
People like you who try to understand art, culture, and lifestyle - who try to place things in neat and tidy boxes - are doomed to live a life of disappointment and failure. The sipboys promote a lifestyle and all that entails. There is nothing more for a causal nonsipper to understand. But start to sip, and live the life, and you'll find you don't need to put anyone in a box. You'll become compassionate about your fellow sippers. tolerance and inclusiveness will naturally become your way of life. You'll no longer be dismissive and snooty. People will be your friends and you will belong and share belonging with others.

It's not a meme. That's why people don't get it.

You see, Monster Energy™ doesn't just sell energy drinks, they promote a lifestyle - and so do the S I P B O Y S.

>>9631957
>>9633494
>patrician sippers detected
You gotta chill it with some ice, and let it breath. Its the best sip, when sipped right.

>>9559688
It has a smooth refreshing crispness to it. My first thought was, "Ah, that familiar black cherry taste from my childhood". But I also detect flavors of currant and black berry, and the slightest hint of bergamot. This is a gentleman's sip, so nuanced in its flavor that I honestly believe only a handful of people will ever pick up on the flavor artistry that Monster Energy™ has subtly delivered on. This drink oozes class and sophistication. It would pair exquisitely with dark chocolate or a steak, but would be equally comfortable next to fish tacos or cheez its during a road trip. Its flavor profile, so bold and well rounded, is good straight from the can, but picks up a bright crispness when delivered in a glass on the rocks - which I prefer and highly recommend.

Whether in the morning, during a commute, at work, or just a lazy Sunday on the couch while checking fantasy sports teams over broadband, the diverse and inclusive nature of this drink's flavor will perfect an already stellar scene.

I would place this sip, overall, tied with white. Just ahead of of yellow. Purple and orange would come next, followed by red, and in a distant last place blue. Even though I place it tied with white, I don't know if it's an everyday sip like white is. This is a _bellicose_ drink, and I do not use that word lightly. It is BOLD. It demands respect and attention. It feels like an experience; drinking it feels like a special occasion.

Its color is reminiscent of Ultra Violet™, purple sips. But deeper, and a bit red. Its not as pretty as purple sips, nor is it as pretty as a Grenache or Malbec. However, the can is well designed and the back text takes the reader to cherry orchards in mid Summer. Overall the aesthetic is pleasing and delivers on that above average quality of artistry that Monster Energy's™ Ultra™ beverage line is known and trusted for. You are right to wait for a good day. You will feel very blessed.

>>9466579
Put em over ice and sip them. Enhances the crisp flavor and extends the energy you'll get, while dulling the sweetness a little. Over ice is the patrician way to sip. Because of the sweetness, you can tell Monster Energy™ designed their entire line to be appreciated at maximum refreshing coldness.

Today is the day. The day I tried Monster Energy™ Ultra Black™. It has a smooth refreshing crispness to it. My first thought was, "Ah, that familiar black cherry taste from my childhood". But I also detect flavors of currant and black berry, and the slightest hint of bergamot. This is a gentleman's sip, so nuanced in its flavor that I honestly believe only a handful of people will ever pick up on the flavor artistry that Monster Energy™ has subtly delivered on. This drink oozes class and sophistication. It would pair exquisitely with dark chocolate or a steak, but would be equally comfortable next to fish tacos or cheez its during a road trip. Its flavor profile, so bold and well rounded is good straight from the can, but picks up a bright crispness when delivered in a glass on the rocks - which I prefer.

Whether in the morning, during a commute, at work, or just a lazy Sunday, the diverse and inclusive nature of this drink's flavor will perfect an already stellar scene.

I would place this sip, overall, tied with white. Just ahead of of yellow. Purple and orange would come next, followed by red, and in a distant last place blue. Even though I place it tied with white, I don't know if it's an everyday sip like white is. This is a _bellicose_ drink, and I do not use that word lightly. It is BOLD. It demands respect and attention. It feels like an experience; drinking it feels like a special occasion.

It's color is reminiscent of Ultra Violet™, purple sips. But deeper, and a bit red. Its not as pretty as purple sips, nor is it as pretty as a Grenache or Malbec. However, the can is well designed and the back text takes the reader to cherry orchards in mid Summer. Overall the aesthetic is pleasing and delivers on that above average quality of artistry that Monster Energy's™ Ultra™ beverage line is known and trusted for. Good job Monster™. Thank you for my daily sip. I feel very blessed.