/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>be making chicken salad for the 1000th time for my ungrateful kids
>dump pack of chicken breasts in boiling water
>Kids going to bed for school tomorrow, so go to friends house to get drunk
>"ill be back in 15 minutes to finish the chicken salad"
>get a call about 2 hours later saying the house is filled with smoke
>mfw my kid wasn't dumb enough to fall asleep with the stove on
>mfw i'm telling this story from my mom's perspective