/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>making baked Mac and cheese
>fuck up tempering the egg
>end up with scrambled egg showing up in bits in cheese mix, can already tell it's ruined
>keep going for the hell of it, praying to god it comes out ok
>everyone hyped for what I'm making, they haven't seen me in years
>an hour and a half of it being done, everyone complimenting me on presentation
>literally the only thing I did right, everyone else can't notice the smell of egg
>finally eating it
>try it first, tastes so bad I'd prefer to get mouthed fucked by a sweaty Syrian dick
>sister spits it out
>mom is embarrassed
>sisters boyfriend filled half his plate with this shit, hoping for the best and missing out on more from every other dish.
>dad makes fun of me, as I type this from across the room still
>only my grandmother, with her destroyed tastebuds says it's good
>can't even stomach the rest of this dinner because of my failure

Going to drink myself till
I black out and walk into traffic, lads.