/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I have never been before. What can I expect in terms of service, food quality and food variety?

>go to pic related
>ask for footlong chicken schnitzel on italian herbs and cheese bread with no sauce
>they ask me what salads I want on it
>sperg out and begin to lecture them that it's not salad because it doesn't have a dressing
It's no wonder the majority of western world is obese. Nobody knows anything about food.

I don't normally bitch about fast food. I have been a patron of the Colonel, the King, and the Clown at various points and I feel no shame... but this fucking place. Subway is where food goes to die. Its not even that, its purgatory. Everything sucks. If its not the food, its the service. If its not the service, its the other patrons. Some people have roadrage, I have Subway rage. People resort to fast food sometimes. They say to themselves "Im to lazy to cook and don't want spend much or sit in a restaurant for the better part of an hour" so you go get some food. That happened to me tonight.

>Hungry
>Lazy
>Subway only one block away
>Walk to subway
>Wait in line with other midnight wanderers
>One person working the counter
>Food stops being fast food when its slow
>Man walks in and walks straight to the bathroom and asks for the code
>Jaded overworked employee tells him the punch code
>Man takes a step in and then backs out and goes to the employee and asks him for a staxk of napkins
>The employs asks why.
>Man tells him he has to take a shit and theres too much blood on the toilet and sink to do it.
>Employee shrugs and gives him a stack of napkins
>Man goes back to the bathroom and opens the door to go inside
>There is indeed blood splattered on the toilet and sink
>Pay and leave with sanwich
>Appetite gone
>Fuck subway

its not even that good but i eat it anyway

Is it good value for money for a lunch or is it an overpriced sandwich stall?

Subway favorites thread

Why the fuck does everyone on this board hate subway? hot herb+cheese bread + provolone + steak/ham any day. The service is ok and it's pretty clean.

I've decided to try a subway for the first time today, what should I order?