/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>go to restaurant
>trying to control weight
>carefully scrutinize menu
>figure out combinations of food and sides that do not exceed objective calorie for meal
>meal comes with 3 sides, and corn bread or biscuit
>order main +1 side
But ANON! this meal comes with 3 sides.
>I don't want 3 sides
ok crazy person I have to charge full price.
>I don't care

>Fast food place
>order burger that is more than enough food for lunch (but within calories I want)
do you want to make that a meal?
>NO! (it's a meal all by itself).
ok crazy person.

>another FF place
>order burger and small coke
>get to window and they hand me an extra large coke
>I want a small coke
but it's the same price
>I don't care I want a small coke
ok crazy person here's you small coke you moron who does not understand getting full value for your money.

>another FF place
>order burger and small coke
>get to window and they hand me an extra large coke
>open drink dump 3/4 of it out.
looks at me like I am insane

>office party
>birthday cake
woman dishes out small piece of cake to thin person
sees me and says oh you need a large piece of cake (cuz I am over weight).
>no thanks just a very small piece for me thanks
Are you ok? are you sure? you're so large you must need more food.

>mexican restaurant
>order a la carte (that is like a numbered item minus beans and rice)
b-b-but anon that cost more, are you sure?
>I don't care
>receive bill and the waiter put the numbered item in minus beans and rice so I get the lower price
>WTF?

>>20020667

>>19853664

>>19534427
>Why are faggots so obsessed with rare steak as if it's a substitute for a personality?
well the funny thing skippy... can I call you skippy? Great!

anyway skippy. see you're the one who's obsessed. those of us who eat steak properly don't care if you ruin yours.

I don't go creating threads about it. whatever depravity you do in the privacy of your own home is not my business.

>sells plates
Something about that expression seems.. melanotic in nature

>>19228696
>confront me over asking for Heinz 57 for my $60 steak
Justified

>>15217235

>>14845088
WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN THAT!