/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5354158
But being depressed and wanting to die is a great reason to drink.

Hi /ck/. I start college and am moving out to my own apartment soon. My mother however is giving me $250 a month for food. What are some good dishes I can make in a gigantic pot so that I will have like 12-16 servings and it'll last me a week? I was thinking something like beef stew, chilli, or creamy mushroom soup with chicken dumplings.


Any one else here have any other ideas?

>was 16 years old
>had just smoked weed for the third or fourth time, most I've ever smoked up to that point
>real REAL fucking high, I can't even get that stoned anymore
>me and four friends walk to this seafood and burger place, sit outside
>probably obviously stoned, but maintaining composure
>feeling awesome
>time to order food, waiter comes around and takes our orders
>when she gets to the last guy he says "I uhh, I'd like the third pounder burger please
>I immediately spew out my drink and start laughing harder than I ever had
>waitress is like "the fuck?"
>me: DUED, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A THIRD POUNDER
>friend: "you ass hat, its right here on the menu, LOOK."
>sure enough third pounder is a real thing. Mind is blown
>waiter walks off laughing
>friend: "you jackass, now they know we're all fucking baked. Good job shithead.
>this is now the first time I've experienced weed paranoia, I'm in a full blown terror.
>"oh shit oh shit, they KNOW. THEY KNOW"
>start freaking the fuck out about how they are all back there talking about us and are going to call the police
>run away from restaurant back to my car and sit in it with the engine turned off, looking shady as fuck and scared
>neighbors walking the dog and jogging are passing by all looking at me
>"THEY THINK I'M A CRIMINAL. Wait. I AM A CRIMINAL. THEY'RE CALLING THE POLICE"
>get out of car, run to friends backyard and hide in the bushes til they walk back
>they eventually wander back
>"Anon, you're a funny guy. Here, we brought you your food to go. We talked to the waitress about it, she thinks its the funniest thing she's seen and that you're a QT. Everyone there smokes dude"
>start feeling really good again, devour my food and smoke more.

we still have a giggle about this sometimes when I see them.

>>4845550
>implying a ton of 28 year old fems don't have kiddos that are 8 or 10 years old

She's a milf. You are just getting old. We all are

>tfw watching milf porn
>tfw they all started looking like girls in my bang range
>tfw oh fuck, I'm getting old

>>4582234
>implying I don't prefer harder controls and shitty healing items purely for the sake of a higher challenge

Cooking feels thread.

I've been eating motherfucking cupcakes all day and I've just about had it with this shit. It's like these motherfucking kids on TV don't have any clue what the fuck is going on and all I want is another motherfucking cupcake. Some days it seems the cupcakes will never come and other days I can't get the motherfucking cupcakes to leave me alone. Death. Death is the frosting on this motherfucking cupcake we call life, and I keep licking it off more and more each motherfucking day. My appetite for cupcakes is motherfucking insatiable, you hear me?! It can never be satisfied and it's like these motherfucking kids on TV don't have any clue what the fuck is going on. I bake and I bake and I motherfucking bake until I can't remember why the fuck I was even motherfucking baking in the first place. It's been a long time since I had a proper meal, kid, you don't know my motherfucking life! It's just cupcakes all the motherfucking way down and these kids have no idea. Chocolate, vanilla, red velvet, it doesn't motherfucking matter! All the wrappers look the same as they litter every motherfucking inch of my goddamn floor. The frosting crusts at the corners of my motherfucking mouth, but I don't give a fuck! It's a full fucking cake in a motherfucking little cup, who could resist? Not me, motherfucker! Not me. I just need one more cupcake, man, just ONE more motherfucking cupcake. Until my next one. I've been eating motherfucking cupcakes all day and these kids on TV still have no motherfucking clue what the fuck is going on.

Also
>TFW no 800 degree pizza oven.
>TFW my homemade pizza will never be as good as the pizzaria.

>breaking down and cleaning the kitchen before close

Fucking dimwits. Keep that shit open and dirty until three minutes before you close. If you clean and break down all your shit early your only making more work for yourself. You shouldn't count on nobody coming in 20 minutes before close, you should expect it. And you should be grateful if nobody comes in the last 20-30 minutes you are open.

I work with a bunch of guys that wanna essentially close the kitchen an hour before the store actually closes, it drives me nuts. All they do is clean shit early then a group of customers come in and they have to take out everything again and get all the tools dirty again. And even if nobody comes in the last hour they only saved about 15 minutes.

Fuck that. The last hour is for relaxing and socializing. If customers come in then serve them, if not then chill. I go into full rage when I see them close kitchen THREE TIMES and have to redoo everything because somebody comes in. Then they act all butthurt because somebody wanted food before we close and they had to dirty up everything they just cleaned way too early.

Motherfuck. I'm getting mad just thinking about it. And they have the gall to call me lazy. I am not lazy, I'm smart about how I do things.

>beer
>condoms
>trash bags
>cigarettes
>alka seltzer
>bourbon
>incense
>axe spray
>beef jerky
>bacon
>2 pounds of sharp cheddar
>Lunchables
>Doritos
>an onion
>an apple
>AA batteries
>roach spray
>jolly ranchers
>mouthwash
>clear eyes
>coffee
>Monster energy drinks
>some tortillas
>personal lubricant
>5 Red Baron frozen pizzas, pepperoni
>febreeze
>Nyquil

I think 4chan should make a new board for recreational drugs and alcohol. I see weed threads, booze threads and drug threads everywhere and they really don't fit in well in any board other than maybe /b/. If we had a substance thread then everyone could talk about brewing and growing and smoking and drinking and pills and psychedelic trips and whatnot. I hate to say that booze and weed threads are shitting up our boards because that would be hypocritical, I drink and smoke and sometimes contribute to those threads. But I can understand /ck/ooks being upset about tobacco and booze and weed threads on /ck/, I'm sure they are all over other boards as well.

Mr. Moot, I propose that we make a substance thread which will attract and funnel these out of place threads all over 4chan. It would be beneficial to us folk who indulge in our vices as well as being beneficial to the folk who want nothing to do with these things and are tired of seeing the drug and booze threads popping up all the time.

Mr. Moot, if you see this thread I hope you would consider my proposition. IMO it would be beneficial to our community.

Best of luck sir,
>Anonymous

>>4116751
I don't like vodka very much. I went through a short vodka phase in which I'd drink shots of it straight, it was just a very short phase though. I do occasionally enjoy an extra dry martini.

If you are looking for some budget vodka then loor for some Ruskova. It barely costs much more than Taaka or McCormicks but it is much better. I haven't bought it in a few years but I was impressed with the value back in the day. It is distilled in Russia, for whatever thats worth. Maybe nothing.

Just my opinion, to me it seems that vodka drinkers are people who like to get drunk but do not enjoy the actual act of drinking. Correct me if I am wrong. I mean, people who drink vodka straight seek a vodka with as little flavor and bite as possible. And people use vodka as a mixer so they can get drunk on drinks that don't taste like alcohol. Not trying to be a dick, just an observation.

I say if you like to get drunk then you should find a way to enjoy the taste of getting drunk. Find a type of beer or liquor or wine that tastes delicious to you. Alcohol doesn't have to always be about getting fucked up, thats just a bonus. There are a ton of beers I've had that I would gladly drink even if they had no alcohol.

>>4067974
Have fun bro, I know you will. Make sure to bring lots of quarters for all those awesome arcade games that were new ten years ago. Just ignore the greasy steering wheels and cracked screens. Haha I've had em make some heinous shit when I went there stoned. Most people that worked there were stoners too so they knew what was up, they'd laugh and play along while I spent a few minutes trying to think of and describe the bbq ranch bacon alfredo pepperoni pizza topped with extra ranch dressing, taco sauce and lettuce that I wanted.

>>4015340
I like your attitude, man.

It blows my mind, just wrap that shit up in a tortilla and stop being faggots you bitches. Same as when I see bitches order a salad instead of a sandwich or burger and load the motherfucker up with ranch dressing and bacon and cheese and eggs.