/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>ITS HOME MADE
shut up no one cares

>>17804979
>makes a cacio e pepe thread
>doesn't include pepe

>>17716645
>having invited some friends, bill is like $300
>give the waiter 50 fucking bucks on top for simply bringing the food to the table
>that's somehow not considered a "great" tip by burger standards, technically not even a "good" one
Holy shit I know if I lived in the US I would refuse to go to any restaurant out of spite and principle.

>have UC flare up
>don't really notice different reactions to particular food, apparently only the amount matters to me (more food eaten = worse)
>usually love cooking and eating healthy stuff
>can't do it because I'd be overburdening my already malfunctioning digestion with vegetables, which won't even give me the required calories I need to function
>end up eating mostly calorie dense food (which apart from nuts happens to be unhealthy shit without nutrients)
>the little nutrients I can get, I keep shitting out before processing anyway
>studies imply that a high protein diet seems to worsen symptoms
Just Fuck My Diet Up™, the disease

>>16255250
>drink a few shots of cask strength whisky
>don't feel drunk, not even the slightest hangover the next day
>drink one (1) beer
>immediate headache, would probably feel knocked out after the second
I hate going out with friends, how do you explain that you get headache from a single beer without sounding like a fucking wimp

>>15834394
>haha, now look at that, our pizzas are so huge they won't even fit in their boxes. Isn't that just crazy?
>we've already told Guiseppe to make them smaller, but he just can't seem to!
>we simply love our customers too much for that ;))
>be sure to like and recommend us!

>the nose reminds me of band-aids (I feel there is some motor oil in there too) what follows is a very fruity cinnamon aroma with a fair share of roasted brazil nuts, afterwards there is the taste of citrus, dark chocolate and birch bark lingering on the palate.
>other notes: Galvanized steel. Fireworks. Dusty attic.

>>15438246
>not making your own paste

>>15344905
>sushi
>no fish
who do these nips think they're kidding?

>he calls pizza a "pie"

why are BoHfags so lazy and stupid?

imagine being so unaware of your surroundings that you have to go around austistically screeching "behind" or "sharp" just so you dont kill yourself in the kitchen when a normal person just looks around

>>14502033
give me the money

>>14215008
in most places in america at least its either literally illegal for them to server you after they think you have "had enough" or they can be liable for any damage you call or for your death if you like drunk drive

also if you are to the point where someone wants to cut you off you are likely driving away more people then you are out drinking and paying while being a twat

>>14156443
>I'm not any -ist but my brain is clearly stuck in a specific worldview
>not an atheist but atheists are more right then the bible, the book that you're supposed to believe is the word of God if you're nbot an atheist

unironically kill yourself, nothing of value would be lost

>>13629547
>m-muh soulless cheating whore was really a loved one all along
f*Moid cunt detected

>multi billion and trillion dollar companies paying literally 0 dollars in taxes while receiving incentives in federal subsidies is fine
>a statistically incredibly small group of people on SNAP maybe buying soda is totally unacceptable

americans are honestly the most stupid people on the planet and the whole world would be better off if every single one of those retards was nuked off the planet and stripped from the history books

>>13281334
>Living like my ancestors
are you one of those people who complains on /pol/ about the world being corrupted because people dont listen to classical music anymore despite not being able to name a single symphony aside from beethoven's 9?

>making this thread again

>if you eat anything you are a soyboy

oh no a stupid meme sauce is dead

i am convinced whiskey is only drank by 20 somethings who want to seem manly. it tastes fucking awful and doesnt mix well with anything

>and a pinch of cayenne

>"cappuccino on the bar for [insert name]"

>heaping