/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Speaking to an American
>"So what's your favourite dish?"
>"PIZZA!"

>looking up recipes online
>5 stars, but I removed 4 of the 5 things and then added 3 things and changed all the measurements
>1 star, I didn't use any of the ingredients and this turned out awful

Why is everyone so stupid.

>>11276703
>childhood birthday party
>its pizza
>its always fucking pizza

>he make carbonara with bacon

>>11247059
>>11247060
>stirring coffee beans

>>11212303
>5:00
>I can't believe they actually throw this stuff away
he says as he steals from the RECYCLE bin like a nigger

>>11211453
I thought wine preference was incredibly subjective and transformative, yet here you autistic spergs are. Arguing which country is based and which one is cringe. I tell you what's cringe. You. You who are reading this. You're an insecure little faggot who thinks a certain preference of wine somehow makes you less of a useless shit. Guess what, it doesn't. Get a fucking grip

Also, the best type of wine is Spanish Gran Reserva fucking fight me

>>11099940
"Oh my god I haven't had ice cream in like 20 years"

>''you can't put [ingredient that doesn't go in carbonara] in carbonara''
>*puts [ingredient that goes in carbonara] in carbonara*
wow people are just fucking mental aren't they

>>11079587
>If you kill a child you also kill the adult the child will become
Do you have brain damage? You have no idea what adult the child will become. You aren't basing your decision whether or not to kill it based on an uncertain future. The child could grow up to be a serial killer. The child could cure cancer. The child could get lobotomized before even becoming a moral agent.
It is the same for animals. For another ad absurdum, say an animal you kill would've undergone scientific testing to become fully sapient. Congratulations, you are a murderer by your definition despite having no possible way of distinguishing this animal from any other nonmuderable animal.
I cannot believe you are /lit/ in any way, because I really expect better from them

>look up recipe
>have to scroll through the 5-page story of how author and her hubby discovered it

>knob

>he puts milk in his eggs

Is this one of those celebrity literallywhomst that only americans know or care about?

Sorry but the rest of the world (and /ck/by extension) do not keep up with news about literallywho celebs from literallywhere restaurants
Come back again when something happens to Gordon Ramsay, Maangchi, Chef John, Laura Vitale, Monique (divas can cook), Jenny Jones and other actual coo/ck/s that matter

Where my european and asian bros at? How long until american posting hour is over?

>>10704011
>wendys
>one vote

>heaping

>sashimi grade

>cant cook while asian
Commit sudoku you disgrace our race

>knob

>sushi grade

>heaping

>butterfly
>isn't a piece of butter hovering in the air

>>9902439
>Enjoy suddenly paying $15 for your sandwich
I would gladly pay $15 for sandwiches if it would eliminate the tipping system.
I don't even care about the money, I just hate this stupid "pay people money that isn't part of the bill" game.
Who came up with this retarded concept in the first place? It would be so easy just to charge an equivalent extra amount of money as part of the actual bill, what the fuck is the point of not charging some small amount of money that you expect customers give you in addition to the bill?

>>9824575
>OOOOOOMOMMMMYYYYYY
It's literally an auditory fedora.