/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11025477
Oh my god this reminds me of something I'm still so angry about
> Have crazy uncle
> Younger brother of my dad, has some mental problems.
> Every time we go out to dinner with him, the waitstaff comes in singing happy birthday to me
> It's not even my birthday
> It never is
> First time it happens, we make nothing of it.
> Second time it happens, we start asking questions
> Crazy uncle reveals he's been lying to the waitstaff about it being my birthday every time we go somewhere, just so that I'd get free cake or flan or whatever.
> mfw

Seriously, why the fuck would you do that to a bunch of minimum wage workers? You exploit their charity and kindness in this way? I've been eating free cake purchased with LIES? What does that make me?