/ck/ - Food & Cooking

My mom just delivered a 5 pound bag of chicken tenders free. She got a 20 pound box for free.. Why are they giving shit away.

https://www.ourquadcities.com/news/local-news/chicken-tenders-giveaway-backs-up-traffic-on-river-drive-in-moline/

The breading was a bit off but im still questioning it.

Your chicken tendies from scratch recipes, post'em anons. I never made tendies at home or bought them frozen like some of you degenerates. I have regular flour, rice flour, panko breadcrumbs etc. Post dip sauce recipes too please.

Has anyone ever tried chicken tenders? Or is it just a meme? I had some a long time ago at McDonald's but they tasted bland and not worth the price. Anyway if you want to shitpost post tendies greentexts in this thread idk whatever

What do summerfags eat on their spring coronavirus break?

>>13187338
Tendies

Give me, give me, chicken tendies
Be they crispy, or from Wendy's
Spend my hard-earned good boy points
On Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints
Mommy lifts me to the car
To find me tendies near and far
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats
In comfy big boy booster seats
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's
But of my tendies none remains
She tries to make me take a nappy
But sleeping doesn't make me happy
Tendies are the only food
That puts me in the napping mood
I'll scream, I'll shout, I'll make a fuss
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss! Tendies are my heart's desire
Fueled by raging, hungry fire
Mommy sobs, and wails, and cries
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries
My good boy points were fairly earned
To buy the tendies that I've yearned
But there's no tendies on my plate
Did mommy think that I'd just ate?!
Tendies, tendies, get them now!
You fat, ungrateful, sluggish sow!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
I screech while hurling into her eyes
My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise
For she who is unpooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders

>>12757960
t.

>>11509054
For me, it's the chicken wellington

>browse /ck/
>get hungry
>tell mommy to get me tendies
>she says she will but has a few errands as well
>put piss bottle and sht jug in microwave
>set timer to 9:99:99
tick tock mommy

>be 7 pm
>wake up from nap
>hungry but no food so i go to the grocery store
>notice the deli section is shutting down for the night
>deli worker has set out all the remaining tendies and a fat stack of napkins giving the tendies away for free so they won't have to be thrown away
>circle back to tendie station 4 times during my shopping trip
>buy a dr pepper to wash them down

>>11234593
had to wake mommy up to make me tendies

>mommy gave me tendies
>gave me hot mustard and not honey mustard
>punched her in the jaw, breaking it
>hot mustard not that bad

tendies. what else?

Tendies recipes

So I have just bought tendies (or tenders, as they are called on the packaging) for the first time. Atm they are in my freezer. How should I prepare them, and what am I in for /ck/

As soon as i finish eating my tendies, i make a demand for more while making vile threats in a ryhming manner.

>>10714178
>mommy made me tendies
>punch her straight in the jaw, breaking it

>>10707274
when i order them, I call them chicken fingers

>mummy made me tendies
>rush into dining room for my treats
>ask for honey musty dippy sauce
>get ranch instead
>fucking ranch
>let out am autistic howl
>pick up chair and start hitting the walls and shelves
>mummy goes out to get my honey musty sauce
>she had to make tendies agin because mine got cold
>ate them anyways

Which Fast food place has the best tendies?
Nuggets don't count