/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10540053
Just drink goon straight out of the bag, you cunt.

>>9950374
I miss him. It was always an adventure living with that guy, like he had found his own personal path to happiness and had stopped giving a fuck about what other people thought.

>welfarebro asks how to cook chinese dumplings
>he usually only eat's take-out, like chinese or pizza
>tell him he could defrost & bake them, or just microwave them in a dish with some water
>30min later smell smoke
>our tower of microwaves (we had 4 for some reason) is on fire
>we put it out
>melted plastic non-microwave safe dish and 4 pieces of charcoal
>he's nowhere to be found
>he comes home 15min later
>"oh dude what the fuck happened"
>tell him his shit was on fire and how the fuck he did it
>"oh I just put em in a container and set it for 40min because I wasnt sure how long they'd take, then went to the store"
>"oh I forgot to put water in the dish, maybe that's what it was"
>he went back to only eating take-out again after that