/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>we've been lied to too many times, sir, i'm sorry
>we can't let you order off the couples menu until your date arrives

>>5670084
>tfw I'd be more than happy to have a fat girl sit on my face and have horrendous gas for 3 hours
>>5670105
I love ass, but a qt tight Asian girl butthole would be my kryptonite
>>5670128
I don't have a pic, but I can probably take one next time I go to the pub (which is probably this weekend) if I offer her 200RMB for her dirty panties will I get slapped or will she give them to me? She's absolutely gorgeous but she's so petite and miniscule that only a chadcock would please her, I just want to smell her intimates. Halp me, virgems.