/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14729788
>Be me
>Decide to smoke a fuckton of weed before work
>While riding the subway to work, I remember that theres a Trader Joe's on the way to work and I can get some of that sweet frozen Mac-n-cheese and make it at work
>Get off the subway, go to Trader Joe's and buy the frozen mac-n-cheese and a bunch of other goodies.
>Get back on the subway
>Get to work late, with a bag of Trader Joe's groceries
>Go to my desk, log into my computer, check my email, everything seems OK
>Go to the kitchen and make the mac-n-cheese
>Eat the mac-n-cheese and other munchies at my desk
>This is awesome
>A user has a power outage at her desk, I need to flip the circuit breaker. This office is really old and this has happened before.
>Go to the circuit breaker and look at the panel. None of them are the right switch.
>Hmm, it must be in this box. It has a single switch on it. It's probably a button to open the box. Let me just open it up to see the circuit breakers inside.
>Flip the switch, all the power to the entire office goes out.
>Oh shit. I'm high at work, being late, eating mac-n-cheese, and I just cut the power to the entire office. If I hadn't been smoking weed, I might have noticed that the switch wasn't a latch to open the box, but was a master circuit breaker.
>SOMEHOW I manage to play it off as a totally normal, reasonable accident, and I don't get fired or punished.
>Decide to never smoke weed before work ever again.