/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11216491
No one did at first then she fucked Picard and you get a liking for her

>>11011980
>Be me
>Be paid every 4th week on a friday
>payday is dress down for charity
>Come to office in shoes, trousers and shirt everytime
>Only person dressed like this in a large office with two floors
>Anon why you never wear casual?
>Because dressing casual will give be a casual approach toward my work
>Just don't want to give a pound to a tramp really
>Payday is pizza, burger or what ever shit food day.
>Hey anon, the American burger chain five guys has just opened across the way are you coming, it's really good
>No I'm too busy (I'm not, just want to "it's coming home" shitpost on /sp/ and fuck it let them bring food to me)
>can you pick us up a cheese burger and fries, I'll sort you out the money on Monday, I haven't got any cash with me (I've got 20 quid in my shirt pocket)
>Sure
>Brings food back
>Greasy burger and chips with fucking skin on
>This is fucking shit eat a bit and throw it in the bin
>Read the receipt, 12 fucking pounds
>Pop in to CO-OP to get some burns on way home, 2 Rustlers for 2 pound 50
>Fucking sweet
>Microwave them bad boys up
>Anon I'm just about to start dinner
>I'm really tired dear, had to work through dinner break to get everything sorted by end of play so I'll just have these
>Mfw Rustlers BTFO five guys
>Mfw I didn't win a trip to Detroit
>Mfw work colleague is to polite to ask for his money back

>>10968620
I wouldn't know where to go back to though, could you be a dear and show me were you were posting last week before you discovered the sekret club?

>>10909273
Wtf when I first got Facebook this dickhead added me, Tim or some fucking t name. I only used it to perv on Steve the warehouse managers wife.

>>10740083
Large angled reciprocal penetrator