/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17583862
>THE ______ER
>walls of text

>>17190203
>blocking /pol/ and /int/ would be the more direct solve

>>17008383
>This.

>you WILL scan the qr code
>you WILL get daily boosters from J&J
>you WILL have the microchip injected into you
>you WILL don the mark of the beast
>you WILL NOT question your masters

>>16407248
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS VACUUM SEALED AND NOT WRAPPED ON A STYROFOAM TRAY ITS TOO PROCESSED PROCESSED PROCESSED PROCESSED PROCESSED PROCESSED
jfc people, get a grip

>Back to your containment board

>take cheese
>add cheese
>add milk
>'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS NOT HECKIN REAL CHEESE ITS PLASTIC PLASTIC PLASTIC ICKY POO POO YUCKY'

>bro why the fuck do you even need a food processor when you have a mortar and pestle? What's wrong, you need a machine to grind your food for you??

>>16032427
>>mogs

>What do you mean you dont like curry dude?!?!?
>if you dont enjoy this body odor scented, feces looking food you must have the palate of a child!!!

>>16021377
>...Anonymous
>04/28/21(Wed)14:11:11 No.16021377
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>>15991659
>You probably dont leave the house

>malding

>>15913412
>capsaicin raises your testosterone, so if you think about it you guys are the real soyboys.

>unironically
>based
>fpbp
>kino
>checked
>cringe
>ywnbaw
>dilate
>cope
>senpai
>desu

> Dang son why you so bitter? Well I'm gonna go for a bike ride while it's still a beautiful day out. You can seethe over here while I do that.

>Go back.

>This site talks a lot about what hobbies make someone a manchild, but not enough about the foods that make them a manchild.
>There is no excuse for a grown ass man over the age of 18 to eat shit like this you all know better.
>Stop eating:
>- boneless deep fried breaded chicken, this includes boneless wings
>- ketchup and ranch dressing, they’re some of the worst condiments nutritionally and are literally just sugar and buttercream.
>- finger foods are for appetizers only, not as a main dish. We have utensils for a reason, use them.
>- macaroni and cheese, there’s no depth to it at all and it’s a bastardization of a casserole.
>- chocolate milk and soft drinks, way too much unnecessary sugar. The only drink you should have with a meal is water or wine (for dinner only).
>- no salty processed meats like bacon or sausage, they’re full of carcinogens
>- any food with artificial dyes and colorings. Cake frosting should never be bright blue.
>Start eating:
>+ dark green vegetables like broccoli, spinach, and kale
>+ garlic, chives, scallions, shallots, they add depth of flavor to so many dishes
>+ substitute fat and sugar-laden condiments and dressings with herbs and spices like rosemary, oregano, cilantro, thyme etc
>+ grilled or broiled seafood instead of beef or poultry as your main protein
>+ eat fresh ingredients and cook from scratch whenever you can and help your girlfriend out in the kitchen.
>Once you cut out unnecessary salt and sugar from your diet, you’ll start to actually appreciate various seasonings and flavors like an adult.

>>15805129
>>15805188
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>Why do you have all of these saved?

>>15783744
>Edit

>>15767170
what the fuck are you even talking about you big retard
>>15767182
>YOU MUST STAY ON TOPIC

>>15717673
>NOOOOO!!! YOU MUST STAY ON TOPIC IN MY THREADERINOOO!!!!!