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I'm sure you've all heard the rumours about Chef John being into weird shit and having a fetlife account? Well I'm here to tell you it is all true because I have had sex with Chef John, kind of.

Basically me and my wife used to be into this sort of fetish swinging and we'd often attend interesting parties in California, not too far from San Francisco. Anyway, every so often we'd go to this one place at the house of a woman my wife met at work. It was a nice place, pretty big with lots of rooms. Anyway the theme of this particular night was 'Cerviche Cumming' where everyone would cover themselves in citrus juices and fuck whilst pretending to be pieces of fish in a Cerviche Salad.

I was in the kitchen rubbing lemon juice over myself whilst watching my wife have her pussy eaten by a man dressed as a Buddhas Hand when this fucking disgusting fat naked guy with a creepy moustache came in, looking really nervous and unsure of himself. He was completely naked and smelt like a combination of Grapefruit and heat (which I assume now was from Cayenne) which made my eyes water so much that I missed my wifes leg spasms. Anyway the fat guy looked at my wife getting her pussy eaten and walked over to her face and lifted his stomach to get to his penis which he tried rubbing on her face. She looked disgusted as fuck and said something to him and he walked away looking nervous.

Later on she said that the guy had rubbed his cock on her whilst saying something about 'shaker shaker' or something, and that his penis was no more than 2 inches fully erect and tasted kind of like butter and celery mixed with burnt flour. On the way out the next day we saw a Chefs Coat hanging next to the door but apparently nobody knew where it came from.

Is chef John GOAT?

Now that I'm finally out of a shitty living situation, and able to cook food on my own... I was watching various chefs on Youtube and Vimeo.

The most active I saw was Food Wishes. What do you lads think about his recipes?

Anyone else cringed when he added olive oil on top of his pizza? It's like regular pizza isn't greasy enough.

Chef John usually makes pretty good stuff though.

youtube.com/watch?v=kzo7fi67V44

coo/ck/es and trolls welcome!

What are some recipes you'd like to see filmed?

I cannot promise we will film them but I promise we will look at them.

What fetishes and sexual proclivities contribute to Chef John's lovemaking repertoire? What kind of things do you think he does to Michele?

He lives in San Francisco and so more than likely attends the Folsom Street Fair,but he might just go to people watch.

I imagine he's pretty normie in his tastes:

>boobs
>PIV sex
>light femdom
>tickling

I could be wrong, however. When you picture Chef John and Michele being intimate, what do you see? Do you think Chef John's orgasm noises have gis trademark upward lilt or do you hear a more guttural bellow?

Pickle Brine Chicken Breasts - Tender & Juicy Grilled Chicken Using Pickle Juice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvd-_MfzmW4


I thought this was pretty neat. I haven't brined anything before but chicken sounds like a safe place to start.