/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>start having alcoholic hallucinosis
>cracks in the wall start spelling out messages to me
>everybody screaming at me and trying to run me over as i go to the liquor store
>fictional characters talking to me from the air vents at home
>get my fifth
>swallow down a few gulps
>completely sane again
wtf is this shit, it's like schizophrenia