/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17020849
Coffee is the ultimate slave brew and any man who walks into a coffee shop for anything other than to use the toilet is a homosexual.

>>16146994
>why do they dance?
Humiliation. It is done solely to affirm total power and control over the wagies under the pretense of teambuilding. Not only do you work a shitty job and get paid peanuts, but you also have to dance on command like a circus animal.
By the way, this is straight out of USSR. Trust me, I know. I grew up there. At the shittiest, bleakest sweatshop workplaces, the most hated employee (invariably a middle-aged busybody woman with a huge chip on her shoulder) was appointed "work monitor" and tasked with "keeping up the morale". At the worst possible time, this cunt would order people to their feet and force them to do a stomp, a spin, a-one a-two a-three, clap their hands and sing some retarded Party anthem. This was her sunshine hour, the moment of glory, of exercising total control over people who wanted to brutally murder her but were too afraid of getting branded "disloyal" and fired, unable to feed their families anymore. Is it really a surprise that all the Trotskyite heebs migrating from USSR to the West brought this fine tradition with them?
Funny thing is, today this goes all the way up the hierarchy. I used to organize meetings and conferences held by megacorps. They all do this retarded "teambuilding" dance, except it's the upper and middle management being good obedient monkeys for the chief execs. One CEO (won't say which company) showed up at one of the conferences in a fucking navy uniform and demanded that all of his employees salute and refer to him as "Admiral" when addressing him, otherwise he would ignore them.
This whole dancing stuff is just scumbags with little man syndrome flexing their dicks in the face of people they have power over. No wonder the only people in corps that aren't miserable as fuck 100% of the time are executives and shareholders.