/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20266190
It's a reference to the original pasta on which the hotsoy is asking to see the hot sauce menu. See below:

>excuse, my dear waitress, but might I perchance take a gander at your hot sauce menu?
>...yes, "hot sauce menu." That is what I inquired about.
>You... don't... have one? Well, while that is truly disappointing for an establishment as esteemed as this, thankfully I always carry a choice selection of my rather vast collection with me at all times.
*loud SCRRRTCCHHing of velcro as a fanny pack is opened*
>Hmmm yes, let's see... Perhaps some "Napalm Diarrhea" for this meal? No, I think the garlicy twinge of "Captain McGoober's Ass-Ripping Lava Farter Sauce" would pair quite well with my entree. Or is it finally the day that "5 Alarm Anus Melting Hot Sauce" will make its debut...?
>Ah, the dilemmas of a connoisseur! Be that as it may; what are your IPA offerings, my sweet?

>>19266532
https://vocaroo.com/19xo59Ue9ptU

>>19109053
>lo, lo there, mo stoirín
>may I inquire as to your panoply of artisanal hot sacues for discerning imbibers of that bawdily-labeled ambrosia?
>...oh, you, hmmm... howst might I put this... are not in possession of one? *tsk tsk*
>very well my pearl, be advised that this will weigh superlatively in the critique of your little.. establishment I intend to publish for the perusal of interested coneusireurs

>>18770435
>excuse, my dear waitress, but might I perchance take a gander at your hot sauce menu?
>...yes, "hot sauce menu." That is what I inquired about.
>You... don't... have one? Well, while that is truly disappointing for an establishment as esteemed as this, thankfully I always carry a choice selection of my rather vast collection with me at all times.
*loud SCRRRTCCHHing of velcro as a fanny pack is opened*
>Hmmm yes, let's see... Perhaps some "Napalm Diarrhea" for this meal? No, I think the garlicy twinge of "Captain McGoober's Ass-Ripping Lava Farter Sauce" would pair quite well with my entree. Or is it finally the day that "5 Alarm Anus Melting Hot Sauce" will make its debut...?
>Ah, the dilemmas of a connoisseur! Be that as it may; what are your IPA offerings, my sweet?

>SCIENCE: BELIEVED
>FAITH: SPIRITUAL BUT NON-PRACTICING
>RENT: PAID
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>TWITTER SCREENSHOT THREAD: POSTED
>SOIJAK THREAD: REPORTED
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>REDDIT: GILDED & GOLDED
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>COMPUTER: MAC
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>T: LOW
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>STEAK: BLUE RARE
>COFFEE: FAIR TRADE
>CHOCOLATE: WHITE
>MILK: ALMOND OAT
>COOKING OIL: SEED
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>SUBSCRIPTION IPA: SIPPING!!
>HOT SAUCE: ACQUIRED!!!!!

>>18365439
https://vocaroo.com/1ajkV6qFZsxp

>SCIENCE: BELIEVED
>RENT: PAID
>TWITTTER SCREENSHOT THREAD: POSTED
>SOIJAK THREAD: REPORTED
>NETFLIX: CHILLED
>VASECTOMY: RECOVERING
>REDDIT: GILDED ANG GOLDED
>COMPUTER: MAC
>WIFE: BLACKED
>WALLS: EXPOSED BRICK
>NINTENDO SWITCH ONLINE EXPANSION PACK: PURCHASED
>T: LOW
>MEAT: IMPOSSIBLE
>MOUTH: AGAPE
>FACIAL HAIR: SCRAGGLY
>WATER: FLUORINATED
>DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE: VOTED
>ANTIDEPRESSANTS: PRESCRIBED
>COOKIES: ACCEPTED
>LGBT: ALLIED
>GPS LOCATION: ON
>BLACK LIVES: MATTER
>SUBSCRIPTION IPA: SIPPING
>HOT SAUCE: AQUIRED!!!!!

>excuse, my dear waitress, but might I perchance take a gander at your hot sauce menu?
>...yes, "hot sauce menu." That is what I inquired about.
>You... don't... have one? Well, while that is truly disappointing for an establishment as esteemed as this, thankfully I always carry a choice selection of my rather vast collection with me at all times.
*loud SCRRRTCCHHing of velcro as a fanny pack is opened*
>Hmmm yes, let's see... Perhaps some "Napalm Diarrhea" for this meal? No, I think the garlicy twinge of "Captain McGoober's Ass-Ripping Lava Farter Sauce" would pair quite well with my entree. Or is it finally the day that "5 Alarm Anus Melting Hot Sauce" will make it's debut...?
>Ah, the dilemmas of a connoisseur! Be that as it may; what are your IPA offerings, my sweet?

>excuse, my dear waitress, but might I perchance take a gander at your hot sauce menu?
>...yes, "hot sauce menu." That is what I inquired about.
>You... don't... have one? Well, while that is truly disappointing for an establishment as esteemed as this, thankfully I always carry a choice selection of my rather vast collection with me at all times.
*loud SCRRRTCCHHing of velcro as a fanny pack is opened*
>Hmmm yes, let's see... Perhaps some "Napalm Diarrhea" for this meal? No, I think the garlicy twinge of "Captain McGoober's Ass-Ripping Lava Farter Sauce" would pair quite well with my entree. Or is it finally the day that "5 Alarm Anus Melting Hot Sauce" will make it's debut...?
>Ah, the dilemmas of a connoisseur! Be that as it may; what are your IPA offerings, my sweet?

We all know what sort of foods soyboys love, but what do they dislike?

Hot sauuas toH

>>15050385

>>15014165

>Why yes I do have a large collection of hot sauuas toh fo niotcelloc egral a evah of I set yhW<

>>14851753
>fermented hot sauce

This is the hot sauce shitposter. Unless the sticky irrevocably renounces the posting privileges of all hot soys, my crusade will continue indefinitely. You have your chance to bring an end to the madness. The ball is in your court.

>Hot sauuas toH<