/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>hey guys Jack Scalfani here
>i heard from this guy called seekay that the vitamix is bullet proof
>i'm gonna be testing that
>this package just arrived from 1911
>*opens package and immediately looses instructions*
>i wasn't gonna read them anyways
>theres some assembly required
>*fade transition effect*
>it took me three hours but i finally assembled it
>so apparently these take .45 ammo
>i have never heard of those and i searched everywhere they did not have them
>so i'm gonna substitute with some 44 magnum
>there a little loose
>*bullet falls out barrel and jack is shocked; clip of it is posted in every /ck/ webm thread*
>ok got this bullet to fit
>lets shoot this blender
>*pulls trigger and nothing happens because he fucked up when assembling the gun*
>*another fade transition*
>i built it right this time
>*points at blender and fires*
>*misses blende completely cause loose fit and hits tammy*
>*blowback from massive pressure build up destroys the gun and takes his right hand off*
>*his ring hand is fine and unharmed*
>this was a terrible product i would not recommend it
>*dislike to like ratio is 3:1 and comments are not allowed*