/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12505142
What? I'm not sure what you're speaking about. The best flavor, and only flavor worth getting is already a permanent item. Pic related

Name a better chip.
Protip: you can't

>see a bunch of memes about these and hot cheetos be hot as all hell
>decide to try them
>have a bag
>pretty spicy but nothing a vet like me couldnt handle
>4/10 would have to be in the mood for it
>fast forward to the next day
>stomach making the rumblies
>can feel my intestines shifting
>hold it back because im in the middle of doing something
>30 mins later a small shart escapes me
>small stinging sensation around anus
>oh fuck.jpg
>run to bathroom, nuding myself frantically on the way
>sit on toilet
>immediately a torrent of liquid shit spurts forth along with periodic farts
>let out sigh of relief
>then the burning hits me
>whichevilfuckletthisgotomarket.png
>anus on fire
>have to power through it until i finish shitting
>never has liquid shit taken this long to empty itself out of me
>solid ten minutes of burning butthole until im finally on empty
>wipe and it comes up pure red
>think im bleeding
>almost freak out until i realize its the food coloring
>enough red food coloring to turn an entire dump red even after digestion
>isthisevenlegal.webm
>finish wiping and the burning subsides a bit
>whatever gave it the spicy flavor survived digestion along with the coloring and burned all the way through my ass
>look in bowl
>youd think somebody slaughtered a cow with a chainsaw the amount of scarlet liquid that was in there
>have to flush three (3) times to flush it all away
>take a cold shower for the next 30 mins
>deep in thought about what the fuck just happened
>realize there are a multitude of teenagers that eat these enough for them to be sold at every single store in the country and always be in high supply
>realize this is probably a daily thing for tens of thousands of people
this earth is a cruel joke

>>9814208
Heard you spics like it hot

>>9545689
I like both, but takis have more heat and remind of high school.

Why are these so hard to find?

Went ham on these for a few months straight. My stomach hurts just thinking about it.

>>6810153
Have you tried these anon? Arguably better than the of takis. More emphasis on the limey flavor and a bit spicier. With some salsa Verde or sour cream its lever 32 based.

Takis are alright.
Pic have more lime so they are superior imo.

>Store got these in for a month
>buy them everyday
>they stop stocking them

WHY!!?

>>6473135
Ya they are great, these are better but they stopped getting them in at any store near me

>>6327432
Except, the Doritos imitation sucks.

I've only tried the nitro, fuego and churritos, but I think I like fuego the best.