/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17721819
ah i switched to 100 proof vodka, you know the saying
>a handle a day keeps the DT's away
but seriously can you send me ten dollars?
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>>17201663
probably beef stew because i went full retard and accidentally bought 4lbs of stew beef instead of 1lbs and somehow didn't realize until i was already braising the beef.
I used every carrot, celery, onion, bulb of garlic and potato plus every pot and in my house

>sitting in line at drive thru at McDonald's
Geico insurance ads playing on loop.
>Geico ads decorate the lanes, signs
>Hello, Geico presents McDonald's. How can we help you?
>Order number 1
>Get handed a fry box with Geico ad on the box, a bun with Geico burned into the bread, and a soda cup
>Drink my soda athome, notice something
>at the bottom of my soda cup is that stupid gecko
Please no

>>15107821
fuck I meant right

>>12522123
shit already to far gone to even comprehend the question...Friday mornings amiright
1) get tipsy
>about two 4oz shots of +150 proof
2) drunk
> four 2oz shots of +150 proof
3) shitfaced
>6 to 9 2oz shots of +150 proof

not bragging, its actually frustrating and i've been this way since i started drinking at 11. I don't get drunk like other people, i just lose motor control but my mind stays sharp as a tack so i always drink till i pass out trying to turn it off

>>12475666
distraction, you got to milk them dopamine receptors and never have a spare moment to get board. exercise works great and releases endorphins, i hate working out so i just swim which is great because 1 hour of swimming burns around 800cal which allows me to eat garbage feel good food which is another good distraction. basically replace your addiction with other more manageable addictions that have some sort of positive outcome. Addictive personality is probably part of who you are so instead of thinking you can fix then when you realize you can't you'll relapse. Just got to learn to manage it and use that drive for other things

>look up recipe for literally fucking ANYTHING
>find promising looking link
>start reading
>"when I was a child, my grandmother would always bla bla bla bla bla bla bla....."

GOD I REALLY WANT A LIKE PLEASE GOD

>>11758535
>just beet soup
yeah just ignore all the other ingredients like
>Soupmeat
>smoked bacon
>onions
>garlic
>leek
>carrots
>white cabbage
>celery
>lard
>tomato paste
>>vinegar
>spices
>parsley
>sour cream
borscht has more ingredients than a tastepleb like could think off and taste it. go back eating your greasy burgers you fat slob.

>Be vegan
>Strongly believe in animal rights, my dedication is unmatched
>Meal time with my bros rolls around
>Go to a restraunt
>No vegan options
>Litterally can't skip a single meal to re-enforce my morals
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAT IS MURDER SERVE ME MY VEGGIES NOWWWW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>End up getting the mozzarella sticks anyways

>>10237323
>that over peeled cucumber