/ck/ - Food & Cooking

stop in to a late night diner years back all stoned with an old school buddy, my food arrives and I take a full bottle of ketchup and proceed to shake it back and forth violently to shake up the contents. Cap comes off and the entire bottle fly's out of bottle and on to this couple behind me in the other booth, all over their heads and sweaters..We could do nothing but laugh hysterically.It looked like a murder scene.
My friend then skipped out on the tip, and that waitress was so helpful in calming things down... I dont shake ketchup bottles anymore...D'oH!