/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20013561
>, I have made her cook a pound of bacon in my iron skillet. Naked.
kek u r odd

>>13586170
> PIckles and peanut butter

>>9609555
God damn

>>9379636
I think they realize this, come to a conclusion that they are a human being with poor willpower, unable to make a concious effort to stop. At this point, they continue fattening themselves up as a way to cope with the problem which is the same thing that got themselves into the mess in the first place. The fat guy from the Austin Power movies describes what I'm saying, forgot how it went.

I work at a restaurant and there's a landwhale regular we see from time to time, orders the same exact shit, +4 entrees and an assload of size orders. Not talking about +60lbs overweight, I'm talking ~400-500lb (not a planetologist so I cannot estimate), ass wobbles as she waddles around with everyone awkwardly staring her down as she moves with a slow pace.

Asks for all kinds of vegetables to be removed from every order. She sometimes comes in back to back. She's quite friendly but goddamn, I feel like a crack dealer giving a drug addict more rocks to smoke.

She probably has our restaurant in rotation with other restaurants. Jesus fucking christ.

>>6310569

>>6110606
if anon lives in North America, why would he give a shit about the migratory habits of birds in Asia?