/ck/ - Food & Cooking

let me tell you a story anons
>be murrican white trash
>tastelet/-0
>diet is burgers and
macnchez
>start to try foods in college that my childish tongue could not understand
>in order
>huh i thought i didnt like baked potatoes but they are actually pretty good now, i wonder what other foods i previously hated and might taste better now?
>mushrooms
>fish
>eggs
>brussels sprouts
>tripe
>lamb
>curry chicken
>pork brains
>pig hooves
>spinach
>turnips
>persimmons
>bok choy
>over 9000 other things
>wow there is actually a wide dimension of flavors that i thought i disliked but now upon giving them a shot they're actually pretty good
>next is broccoli and cauliflower
>its the mans vegetable anon it has tons of benefits
>the healthiest vegetables there are
>ive been so wrong about so many other foods which are now delicious, time to give them their first shot in years
>order from a restaurant that gives me the option of fresh veggies or fries
>"you know what? ill take the fresh veggies please"
>broccoli and cauliflower arrive on the plate next to the delicious meatloaf
>give it a sniff
>it smells like death
>"h-ha ha, ive been wrong about so many others, i just need to get used to it and savor the unique flavor this food can bring!"
>take a nibble
>my brain convulses, says spit it out
>i don't
>chew for a bit then swallow
>i can feel it enter my stomach, which starts rumbling in protest
>"ah, so new! i just have to get used to it."
>keep eating the broccoli and cauliflower
>begin to feel ill
>it was a late night last night, thats all
>stomach begins to bubble
>breath starts getting short
>well it definitely had its own unique taste, perhaps a couple more tries and my palate will accept it haha
>get to the parking lot out to my car
>all of a sudden my knees are swimming
>i feel like im going to pass out
>retch like a drug fiend trying to gasp for air
>oh god the broccol-
>vomit all over the parking lot
>on the side of my car and someone elses
last time i tried it

>>14467050
11/10 Bait. Look at how many people bit.