/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19067920
>boomer-core
ACTUAL "boomers" (not whatever your ignorant 20-something opinion says) were born during the actual post WW2 baby boom.
Fuck Wikipedia, etc, these people were born in the late 40's and MAYBE the earliest part of the 50's. The youngest ACTUAL boomers are 70+ years old, and I doubt more than 1% of them could figure out how to post on the 4chins.
They have nothing to do with anybody here. You might as well be complaining about how much you hate on Tudors.

>>18962915
>This is better than normal mayonnaise in every way

So few words, so many problems.
MW (may it's inventors and proponents burn in hell forever), IS FUCKING NOT mayonnaise, nor a substitute.
In actual reality, it's the poorest salad dressing ever created.
If you ever use this abomination, this offense in the eyes of GOD, just try substituting ranch instead.
Thank me in your prayers, I don't honestly expect you to admit how wrong you were online.

>>18853483
>you just completely missed the point.
His point was that canned chicken *shudder* was lazy/easy.
I offered a cogent response explaining that fresh chicken is the abso-fucing-loot-ily easiest/laziest thing on earth to cook.
What part of MY point are you missing?

>>18385819
Wow.
You typed all that shit, even though it had nothing to do with the topic of the thread.
Let's talk about black holes next, huh?

Food sucked in medieval times, more so for peasants than royalty, and making up your own "quantum leap" rules won't change that.
Except, of course, the part where you'd have to sleep with your own ancestors to get any pussy.

>>18332225
>to honor Her Majesty's passing?
Jesus fucking Christ. I never watch god-damn television, so I have to get my news from /ck/, ffs.

>>18256732
>Maybe a little hot sauce.
WHY?????
Isn't food good enough to eat without using the Magic Taste Eraser™????
Why don't you just eat dirt with your "I don't like the taste of food" potion?
What the fuck is wrong with you people?