/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20470422
No one working for major chains is going to hire people to post shit on the 4chan food and cooking board.
Just try to walk through all the steps that would need to happen for that to come up.
Someone at one of those companies would need to decide "yeah, I want to boost my career by getting my reputable national name brand into 4chan."
Then that person would also need to decide "paid ads? Nah, Mountain Dew doesn't have the funds for that. I'll do covert viral ads through shitposts!"
And of course he'd need to think "tracking? No, I don't want any proof what I did caused an increase in sales. I will just wait for these shitposts to drive up business and then my bosses will accept on faith the revenue can be attributed to them and not any other reasons!"
Not to mention aside from all that 4chan is a surprisingly low traffic social media site. So you'd be picking a site with low traffic, and the only social media one that has anonymity / no persistent user profiles as a core feature. And the one way you can get around that to track your ad results and show an ROI so you get credit at work for your campaign would be the paid ads option that OP would be turning down in favor of untracked shitpost persuasion.
You schizos just don't think. It's not brand employees doing this. It's young adult anime watching autists who like soda and fast food. This should be obvious but your brain is broken.

>>19809693
For me, it's the varko

Kneel

>>19787174
for me, it's the vark

DUDE CAPSAICIN LMAO

>>19747303
For me, it's this

>>19582227
The best ones have soybooru filenames like these pathetic excuses went looking for a site devoted to these pictures

>>19571307
I've been buying secret aardvark instead recently

>>19560873
'For me, it's always been Secret Aardvark™ hot sauce.'
- Chef Julian Slowik

>>19549617
aardvark

kneel