/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20192898
Hello McMarketer, there are a few requirements if you want me to eat at your establishment again:
>lower mcdoubles down to $1 WITH tax, franchisees can figure out the price before tax based on locality
>bring back the $1 any size soda, with infinite refills inside
>stop using all sneed oils, go back to cooking in beef tallow
>replace high fructose corn syrup with real cane sugar (none of that sneaky sugar beet, bitch)
>alternative coupons for customers who don't want to use your spyware phone app for deals, sign up to receive a stack of coupons once a month or so in the mail or email
>make the restaurants child friendly again, aggressively advertise ronald and his friends (especially the hamburglar god damn it)
>ball pit, playground, video game console stations, etc
>birthday party discount for parties up to 8 in size, 50% off, under age 18
>provide a separate area upstairs (yes, build a 2nd story in all locations) for adults that contains a smooth jazz lounge, free coffee refills, and a newspaper/magazine rack

>>10894871
XD