/ck/ - Food & Cooking

If I don't have homemade stuff in the freezer I'll use boxed. If I don't have boxed I'll use paste. If I don't have paste I'll use cubed. If I don't have cubed I'll make something else.

>>13434239
>gets btfo
>takes 4 days to come up with a retort that amounts to nothing more than, "are you autistic?"

>>13355240
>fill up on bread
>not hungry for the main course

>>13041935
>getting sober makes you grow boobs

>jesus turned water into wine
>op turned wine into vodka
It truly is the second coming.

>>12225338
Do you actually know how to talk about food? Like, how to describe it flavor and what you think it's missing and what you'd do different and the aspects you just personally don't like but would understand if other people do? If you can do that, just embrace the 'tism and say, "it's okay, but... ... ... ... ... ... ..." It's not like you're flat out telling them that their cooking sucks; you're telling them their cooking sucks while demonstrating superior objective knowledge while shielding yourself behind subjective judgment, all while feigning ignorance yet tacitly telling them you know better and giving them advice in a way that they can't possibly get mad at. Shit, you might even get some of that sister in law poonani if you play your cards right.

>>12122613
see
>>12122541

>>11951246
>G'day
Stopped reading there.

>>11876611
>nuke it to perfection