/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15181959
Signs of a bad cook
1) The food tastes like shit
2) Acrylic nails
3) Kitchenware looks unused
4) Pantry doesn't have random shit you don't need
5) Use bacon with everything
6) Dull knives
7) Well done steaks
8) Have a gadget for fucking everything. Real cooks make it work with what they have
9) Burn microwave popcorn
10) Lots of take out menus
11) Watches cooking shows but never makes the stuff on cooking shows
12) Not pre-heating cooking surface
13) Not letting meat rest
14) google simple recipes
15) when you invite people over and they don't ask to bring anything. this means they can't or they will pick up beer since they know they're a worthless cook
16) working woman, they typically never cook because they choose a career they can't handle
17) cut shit right on the granite countertop