/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6993661
Have you tried it yet?

>>6794992
>Unknown to the rest of the world but Jack Scalfani can freeze spacetime
>this is when he spent three hours googling how to make sticky rice
>Eat then proceeds to make the sushi
>It's soft, supple, neat and discreet.
>it is then realized Jack Scalfani has made the best sushi ever known to man
>He eats the three he made and drops one
>He says "3 hour rule!" and eats it still
>Jack has made the same mistake
>Instead of possibly preparing a dishes for the judges to deliberate upon, he has eaten the food
>Ted notices this Zen like form of gluttony and calls in a doctor
>He says the doctor will be here soon
>Jack says b-but the food is right here and presents Ted and the judges with the bottle
>Ted lets this time slide but will still have to let doctor see him because i already promised him a bj
>"Times Up, chefs hands up and walk away!"
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