/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I used to go to a local McDonald’s all the time but one day I had to take a shit so I went into the bathroom and shit but then there wasn’t toilet paper so I had to call the restaurant from inside the bathroom stall and ask if they can bring me toilet paper but the guy thought it was a prank call and just laughed at me and hung up so I called back and asked if I could talk to the manager and she said she’d send someone to check so an employee came in the bathroom and started coughing and said “damn y’all done fucked it up in here! I got yo toilet paper!” and slid it under the door so I wiped my ass and came out but then the manager approached me and said she was sorry and asked if I wanted a free burger and I asked if I could have it to go but she said no so I sat there and ate my free double cheeseburger.

>>17266714
>lol idk anything I looking at but lolz amirite? xD
Truly you have given some deep insight, friend.

>>17210777
>imagine needing written instructions, in the format of an image, giving a multiple-step procedure and an alternate *second* procedure, to be told that an “edit” button lets you edit something
>imagine being a zoomer
>inb4 zoomie screeching I’m a shill or deliverycuck

>>17109700
Because that’s not how it works.
Are you really so technically challenged that the operation of something with one knob is too much?

>cold and underdone
>window of perfection
>overdone
No fucking shit, welcome to applying heat to food. You have a lot to learn.
One day you might do something called baking bread, which uses an oven.
If you use a setting way too low, you’ll just end up with warm dough.
But if you set it too high, you’ll end up with burned bread.
However if you set it just right, you’ll get the result you’re hoping for.
You’ll find this same principle applies to many other cooked items, not just bread.

>>8783821

Obviously you're not trying to store a lifetime supply of food.

Basically the idea is to out-eat and out-survive the huge population decline, and then when there are enough people dead that even a collapsed civilization has enough food and resources to go around, you're start getting/making food outside and trade with other survivors.