/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14545439

>>11534925
Oh, is that the island they call Satan Island because they're all satanists?

>>10219750
>mfw my store used to have a chase policy.
>mfw I remember one of my managers literally tackle a crackhead into a curb in the parking lot.
>mfw I watched him pick up a wigger a month ago and throw him out of the store because he actually jumped the gun counter and tried to take a shotgun off the locked case.

>>9777864
>mfw my store has a 100 year minimum.

>Customer wants an item discounted.
>Because it's a display.
>Tell them we have a boxed model, we have to pay someone to build that shit, so no.
>"But it's damaged, I want it for a discount."
>It's not damaged.
>"Yes it is, there is a scratch right here"
>Customer produces a fucking knife and gouges the display.
>Tell them to get the fuck out of my store.
>Just loud enough to get attention.
>The customer is confused, still holding a fucking knife, asks me what the fuck my problem is.
>Someone else tells him to get the fuck out of the store.
>Look behind him and see another customer, who is telling this retard to get the fuck out.
>Notice that this new customer is open carrying, and this idiot is brandishing a knife around.
>Brain sends note to feet to take two side steps so I stay a bystander and not a victim if this goes full retard.
>Dude drops the knife and books it out of the store.
Got a free knife out of it all.

>Notice mice have been eating my candy bars.
>They only go after one brand, snickers.
>Little niggas have taste.
>Write off mouse traps and one of the bars.
>Cut little chunks off and stick them on the traps.
>First night I watch a mouse take the bait right off the trap.
>Fuck.
>Really press the caramel into the trigger plate and reset the trap.
>End up catching three mice over the rest of the next day.
>Have to clean up mouse blood spills all over the walls of my kiosk.
>Pretty sure security has the angle just right on the cameras to see the splatter happen.

>>8673435
metal as f

>>8509727
>Working at the bulk foods area.
>Filling the activated almonds.
>I put in the unactivated ones.