/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19466533
God I want to be her toilet

>>18896276
I want to lay on the ground and have all three piss and shit on me

>>18067188
Post-workout that was done in a none a/c’d room on a 100 degree day and pre-shower

>>17608943
I wish I was her toilet

>>17182835
My idea of personal heaven: Every single shit she takes for the rest of her life goes directly from her anus to my mouth. My lips puckered around her slightly stained adorable little butthole patiently awaiting the treat to issue forth and slide into my mouth. The first couple appetizers are just farts that echo in my mouth and come out my nose which serve just to tease me. The moment then arrives and the first hint of my delectable treat slowly emerges with a nice shiny slime of fecal matter from her innermost bowels. It slides into my mouth and I cry tears of joy as it plays its delicious symphony across my taste buds. She giggles as it fully emerges and pushes down my throat and into my tummy. I have got my reward and while she wipes her fragile hole I lay back and weep in ecstasy. She leads me to my cage where I patiently await my next treat. “Please eat and become full” I whisper, “I need my treats.”

>>17044803
I would allow the loss of my testicles if I could be under her like this for that sweet release

>>17023098
I want them to take turns shitting in my mouth

>>16986365
I for one love the taste of shit

>>16878178
I want to force feed her all of that and then take it all on my face when it’s expelled in a reeking vinegary mess hours later

>>16848901
Come to pappy

>>16848313
Prime Lohan god I wish I was her toilet slave in that pic

>>16796077
You eating her shit THE morning after your first hookup? Moving fast anon I like it

>>16718862
You are not a true connoisseur of delicious female brappers

>>16713749
Release it on to me

>>16361167
You can have the piss anon I’ll take the true delicacy, her steaming, creamy hot morning shits spewed all over my awaiting face and open mouth

>>16271590
>couldn’t eat it all in one sitting
Awe poor little guys tum tum get too full from the big boy meal?

>>16235975
>>16235982
Use me as a toilet

>>16164949
I never get a chance to post this image. Thank you anon.

>>15883760
If you aren’t guzzling salmon cum straight from the vent are you even living?

>>15878131
That’s a different instant ramen anon

>>15861787
There’s a field full of cows directly behind my house....not a house around besides mine...why did you make me want this

>>15852229
*daddy
Now I’ll take the largest slushee available