/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6926750
Whoa buddy are you double dipping on /ck/

AND HAVING TWO BREAD THREADS

But for real I'm not bothered that they like white bread

>>6582798
>>6582902
>mom takes ambien to help her sleep, gets stoned as fuck and then tries to do things.

>mom loves cows
>had an artist friend paint a beautiful, realistic mural of calves playing on the wall
>few months later, we're fixing up a different wall and painting a new coat of white on it
>mom gets stoned as fuck, gets the paint bucket and decides she's going to "fix" the mural
>no one can stop her, she keeps batting us away and going at it
>painting over the realistic picture with pure white
>actually didn't do a terrible amount of damage considering she was high as fuck, but the spots are pretty obvious
>hfw she saw it the next morning and realized what she'd done
moved to a different state, turns out that house still has that mural 10 years later.


>another time
>mom works at home, works late at her computer
>come in one night, mom is sitting at computer
>eyes closed, chocolate truffle hanging out of her mouth, melting down her face
>hand on the mouse is slowly lifting in the air as she's leaning over
>hand on the keyboard still
>7 pages of "n"'s
Gothefucktosleep.jpg

>work in a very high end steak house
>it isn't uncommon for people to order blue rare
>one day, guy comes in alone
>orders kobe filet. raw.
>take out steak, brush with olive oil, sprinkle with salt and send out
>guy happily eats a raw slab of meat
>mfw
>all of my wat