/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12171769
Who ever said it was dairy cheese you fucking faggot?

>>11012118

>PLATES TO THE FUCKING LINE
>all the plates chef wants are out in use
>Have to run downstairs to storage and grab new boxes of the
>half to stop the whole tank and run plates through
>Where are the fucking plates

Mfw

>>10810080
I have the runs a few times a week but that comes from not eating a single thing for a days straight and my only caloric intake is booze, nothing like shitting pure stomach acid for the whole day.

>>10142669
Had something similar happen to me a few years back.

>Working dishtank in summer
>end of July so its around 90f ooutside
>Air conditioning died in the night
>Kitchen has 10 has gas burners, 2 deep fryers, a 4 foot long flat top, 2 broilers and an oven constantly shitting out ciabatta rolls
>wasn't to hot or busy during lunch rush
>come back from break and find out we are hosting a 300 person wedding reception
>People start showing up and the ticket machine explodes
>30 orders of spicy shrimp, 30 orders of artichoke dip, at least 6 lbs of french fries
>kitchen heats up real quick
>sweat is is pouring down my face
>entrees start coming in
>everything in the kitchen is cranked to 11
>Notice my hat is starting to drip
>wut?
>take off hat and it looks like I dropped it into a bucket of water
>after about 4 hours of the ticket machine exploding every 10 minuets things calm down enough for me to go have a smoke
>thermometer on the back wall says its 115f
>walk outside and it feels like late november
>check my phone to see what temp it is
>82f
>mfw

The next day I noticed my all black work shirt had turned almost pure white with salt build up and my hat was fucked.

1 cup of cold coffee mixed with a shot of vodka and a shot of bourbon and 2-3 cigarettes.

Send help.

>>9030245
I got a packet of that and it is throwing me off because the instructions say to mix the flavor packets on a plate then rub the noodles in it.

>>9020674
Mfw a closing bartender does this with the bin full of ice, lemon wedges and, straws

>>8169832

Holy shit I never knew how fucking psycho people get on mothers day, But I have to say I hate prom night more.