/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17200960
>go to classic italian restaurant
>parking lot too fucking small
>thermostat turned up way to high
>red and white checker table cloths
>bring you out a bowl of bread before even getting you a few glasses of water
>menu is 6 pages, they all stick together
>none of the pasta is fresh
>only sauces they make are marinara, meat, and alfredo
>appetizers are called antipasta with a bunch of authentic italian recipes like toasted ravioli, real greaseball shit
>wine menu is called vino and the italian garbage only morons drink is called old world
>ask waiter why the appetizer came out after the entrees, he says FOGETTABOUTIT
>realize the ambient music is just the mario bros theme
>sign out front reads olive garden

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