/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12514287

I never thought artichoke was that good untill I had it with mayonnaise.

>>9684336
no u!

>>9531178
>By your logic I could put a bear trap in your lawn

You don't seem to be comprehending the situation, and you're presenting a false equivalence to support your argument. Hence, I have the proverbial high ground here. You know damn well that putting a trap on my private property is not the same as dropping tasty treats on public land, but let's explore this anyway.

Firstable, I take measures to protect my lawn from your ilk. So, to some degree, if you did manage to leave my lawn alive, then I would be partially culpable for not better protecting my private property from savages such as yourself. Secondly, there is no expectation that my children should be leashed or under constant supervision when they are within the sovereign bounds of my land. When we venture beyond the property line, my minor children are always under close supervision by myself or another qualified guardian, because we are responsible child owners.

I don't even need to bother with another point because I have already obliterated your fallacious nonsense. And now you lie there, shattered and sobbing at the mental hands of my superior logical pugilism.

Go fuck yourself.

>>9490867
>triggered by toast

is this really how fragile your toxic masculinity is? I've seen literal snowflakes stand up to more. Oh well, enjoy your safe space, cupcake.

>>9323302
>customer: waiter, they forgot to put the cheese on my burger

>surly waiter: oh, you wanted cheese? HERE'S YOUR FUCKING CHEESE, NORMIE SCUM!!!!! REEEEEEEE!!!!

>>9307523
>bibimbap
>underwhelming, lazy and boring dishes

it sounds like you just had bad bibimbap. My local Korean restaurant and has a regular bibimbap and a spicy squid bibimbap. In both cases, the rice & protein are wonderfully seasoned, and the rest of the ingredients are there to add texture and additional flavor. They serve it with gochujang and other garnishments, but the bowl itself is scrumptious.

Maybe you should try new foods more than once instead of assuming a single sample is representative or that your experience is universal. You know what, since you're obviously just a contrarian NEET, just do us all a favor and neck yourself, mate.

>>9208725
>>9208734
>someone so cool
>your self worth

lol, I never said I was cool, nor did I say anything about self worth. I just gave you summerfags a peek at who replies to your nonsense. Maybe next time you'll think twice before trying to "school" someone on the internet.

>>9180108
I'm southern baptist, actually. And I have a measured IQ of 174 and a permanent Mensa membership.

What do you have? a crusty sock you hide between your bed and the wall so your mommy doesn't see? You're pathetic trailer trash. Neck yourself, mate.

>>8915194
idk, nigger, that sounds like some le epic meal time meme level shit.

stuffed chicken breast? okay, the french do that and it's awesome.

bacon wrapped breasts? sounds like a meme and a crutch. why do you need to wrap a chicken breast in bacon? are you incapable of adding flavor to it without leaning on your bacon crutch? are you unable to keep chicken breast moist throughout the cooking process without cheating and adding fatty, salty, cured pork? the simple fact that you resort to bacon implies that you don't know any other way to impart good flavors into the blank canvas that is chicken breast.

and then the sides include two starches, one of which is fried. And there are no greens or vegetables of any variety included. Do you know anything about basic nutrition? Are you aware of the basic concept of a balanced diet?

Look, I'm not saying your food isn't tasty, but I am impugning your cooking skills and ability to provide necessary nutrients for your children to grow up healthy instead of malnurished. Maybe you should read between the lines when your mother speaks. She's from a generation that values letting you save face more than embarrassing you in front of her grandchildren, after all. Pepperidge Farm remembers.

>>8688075
it is well executed. it cooks rice well and it makes slow cookers obsolete by giving the option to cook at low or high pressure. it even turns itself off if when the food is done.

the only reason people (especially on this board) hate on it is because it's become popular. It's a really simple device: a pot with a lid that holds pressure. That simple design is what makes it so effective. The manufacturer added some electronics (and a safety mechanism) to make it idiot proof, and BLAMMO! it became popular with normies. And of course, anything that's popular with normies isn't allowed on the 'chans...