/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16979651
>>16979657
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>>16979895
>>16981802
Hahahhahahaha my sides
Please my sides holy moly I'm gonna die, Fucking jack ahahahahah

>>15911905
It's interesting to me that when I first saw this my initial reaction was "eh whatever. He's fucking a fish in the mouth"
But then after it pans over and shows his mate holding his fish I felt that it was kinda gay.
Basically wanking off a guy with a fish. That's not that much different from using a Fleshlight on him. Faggy!

>>15166141
mom found the fish closet

>>13486708
>>13486727
You don't need to spray them with water. I don't know what kind of lazy idiot first came up with that.
Shout "No!" at them. Maybe slap you palm on the table for emphasis. Then push them off the table if they haven't already hopped off.
They will learn very quickly both that no actually means no and also that they don't belong on the table/counter etc.
This should be THE absolutely most basic part of owning any pet. You have to show them they don't own the fucking house.
They will not be mentally traumatised from being put in place once in a while. It's not abuse to give them a push or a little rap over the snout when they misbehave. If you have two or more of them you'll see them putting one another in place far rougher.

>>13486859
Obviously not in use anyway since that'd melt the cathairs.

>>12987904
>>12993362

"The room is magnificent: red marble floors, oversize chairs with gold inlay on the mahogany arms, immaculately clean. There are three well-dressed goons, the type who like to punch you in the stomach, and they stand behind us. In front of us is a large table, where the fat man with the artificial hair is eating a meal.
“Sit down, boys.” He invites us to the table with his meaty paw.
“We don’t want to disturb your meal.”
“Would you care to join me? It’s tilapia. I caught it only an hour ago.”
“But the bartender said that the fish were all dead. He said the salt ate them.”
“He spoke the truth. The salt ate every type of fish but one.” The fat man with the artificial hair picks up a piece of his fish with a fork. “Only the tilapia survived. It takes much more than salt to kill a creature like the tilapia fish,” and the fat man with the artificial hair takes a salt shaker, twists off its top, and pours half of it in his mouth. I can hear the salt crunching like glass between his teeth. I look around and notice that there aren’t any drinks on the table."

>>12879620
Wishe
a fishe

>>11925249
>>11925363
He's being a pedantic prick. Fish bones are technically cartilage rather than actual bone.
Doesn't mean you want one stuck in your throat.

Imagine being such an insecure little man that pointing out shit like that on 4chan is how you make yourself feel important.