/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Drink it, you gigantic pussy. How can there even be a bad Merlot? It's a sugary bullshit wine for middle class suburbanites who want to feel above their status.

The point is, all Merlot is terrible and you should feel bad for buying it in the first place. However, wine is wine, so you should drink it anyway.

>mfw people in the thread suggest that OP cut the wine with soda

you fucking troglodytes

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Another incident for now:

>expanding roomie manages to fuck up literally anything she tries to cook
>gets deeply offended when someone offers to help, show her anything
>thinks she is a cooking godess
>oh well I'm usually asleep when she cooks and can make my own food
>leave my room one night only to be greeted with a overbearing stench of burnt eggs and plastic and cinnamon
>hear her cursing and rifling through the kitchen
>don't want to know what she's up to but I must know
>enter the kitchen to see cinnamon EVERYWHERE
>half melted container on the floor
>she's still rifling wildly for something
>it appeared she dropped/set the cinnamon container on the hot burner and picked it up, only for part of it to stay on the burner to continue melting. Cinnamon flies everywhere as she throws it in frustration
>apparently she had been making french toast
>Jesus God
>a thick coat of browned eggs covering a pathetic looking piece of bread (she didn't add milk to the eggs)
>she's putting melted butter over it to try to "save" it
>nope not good enough, adds half the bottle of syrup
>sprinkles on sugar and the remaining cinnamon
>cries when she tries it because disgusting
>tells me to fuck off when I offer to make her another or something else
>mfw she was eating it as I left for work

>be sitting with girlfriend at a table adjacent to the booths at a local sushi place
>two women and one of the womens' husband, with school-aged kid, toddler, and 6(?) month old
>why would you bring children to a place like this
>toddler screeching periodically while the mother does nothing to stop it, just keeps talking to other female
>suddenly smaller infant starts squirming around and grunting disgustingly
>woman lays the infant down onto the booth seat
>oh god no
>starts fucking changing the thing's diaper right there
>don't have to look at the kid to know its a shit diaper
>poor dad's (?) face is red with embarrassment at his white trash wife/gf
>the unfortunate older couple sitting behind them begins to notice the stench and stop eating
>as we get up to leave, waitress comes and asks why (we hadn't received our food yet)
>girlfriend points obviously to the woman "That disgusting fucking heifer right there"
>she-beast cunts out and is still ranting as we leave

There were changing tables in each bathroom, this filthy cunt was just too lazy to cart her little shitass to the other side of the restaurant. There needs to be more "no kid" restaurants or everyone publicly shame bad parents into actually parenting.