/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>wake up not remembering last night
>feel like I'm dying
>vomit has a bit of blood in it
>single bottle of Jameson left out of the 4 I had

>>17488397
music can be a disappointing experience like when you discover that:
>CCR is actually Commiefornians
>Rob Halford is a homosexual
>KISS is 1/2 Jews

>>15145009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiLaaNDA37k

>>12452341
>26
>Mediterranean food my female friend threw into the trash yesterday.

>>12073854
rustic

>start job at new restaraunt in my city
>go in for orientation
>the owners walk out
>they're all in their late 30s but dress like they're 15
>one of their main antics for this restaurant is "having Instagram worthy food"
>go in first day for kitchen prep
>chef is yelling at everyone asking if they would put those ingredients up on Instagram

What the fuck did I walk into here? I don't even use that stupid app

My wife was diagnosed with cancer now she wants me to cook for her all the time
It fucking sucks

>>9580274
>toasted bums are a delicacy in bongland

>>9396656
>>9396770
You really do need to find a local mom & pop place for that kind of thing.

>tfw the local mom & pop donut shop shut down when the wife got cancer and died.

Evidently, she worked right up to the day she died. Now the best donuts, in 200 miles, no longer exist.

>>8815274
>Whatever you're doing doesn't make sense.

I love it when dumb people proclaim something "doesn't make sense" because they can't think up a solution.

>>8546949
>tfw going to McDonalds in Hamburg last New Year's Eve
>think "hey this is Germany" so I order a beer
>mfw they tell me they don't have any

>>8537524
This