/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Be me
> Walking through the streets in Barcelona with some schoolmates
>The town is nice, but the amount of tourists is just horrible.
*spots a KFC*
> "Well i've eaten at Burger king here so i shouldnt get food poisoning"
>Buys some wings, fries and a soda.
>Eat it up and feel fine for the rest of the day.
Next day:
>Be me in bed
>Bit stressful because we are leaving for france that day
>Stomach feels wierd and i feel very sick
>go to the bathroom thinking i'll have a nice poopoo before the train journey
>Projectile half-watery shit fires out of my ass like those ww2 Katyusha rockets
>Flamethrower-style vomit flies out my mouth with similar velocity
>"Anon have you finished packing? we are leaving soon!"
>I am finished puking and pooping but my body is devastated and i have very little energy.
>Force myself up and clean the bathroom
>Pack my stuff walk like an old granny down the stairs praying there isnt a round 2
>Spend the entire train journey being quite possibly the sickest ive ever been.
>even puked in several trash cans throughout the southern france area.