/ck/ - Food & Cooking

3 weeks ago true story.
Went out for dinner with mom, stepdad and dad for my 34th bday at a casual new place.
Drank 2 pints of vodka because im an alchy.
Black out 5 minutes into dinner.
I wake up in bed with a text from my dad "wtf chris"
I make everyone get a $10 chicken caesar salad because I love them.
I assume they call me out on being drunk as fuck.
Stand up and berate my parents because im a drunk. Walk out of place and get picked up and brought home.

I dont think I want to do thanksgiving this year.