/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5882842

>go on date with girl
>hung out a few times but this is prolly our first "date"
>get to her apartment
>buzzer doesnt work so I call
>she's just got out of shower and in a towel
>answers door in nothing but said towel
>look but don't stare
>I'll be corrected with you wise men and scholars but no, you can not just jump the women because. Sorry quagmire but that's called rape.
>hang out in the other room while she finishes getting ready
>go on date
>eat dinner, drink drinks, have conversation, laugh, the whole fucking "game" of it.
>bartender fucked up on my third drink, added salt instead of sugar...worst old fashioned i've had so they comp the drink & apologize
>go to play, cause I'm sophisticated bunch
>alright, anon. "take me home"
>"I'd invite you in but we both have to work tomorrow"
>go home like a dope
>drink a nice nightcap
>here now
seriously things were fucking backwards. the night should end in nudity, not start that way - unless of course it ends that way also. Eh, maybe next time. Being a straight guy with too many female friends and too many of the wrong females trying to be more than friends. Everything is like Don Draper until it's not. Take a clue anons, don't do as I do.