/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10984548
>In 7th grade history class
>Studying medieval history
>Teacher tells the class to get into groups, I end up with this kid who had a super sized jewfro, but he was cool
>Teacher has us all write down jobs people would have in those days and put them into a hat
>Mfw we pull out local tavern owners
>This jew tells me he will make us a poster/ advertisement sign to put up, so long as I (my parents) are able to supply soda.
>At the store with parents, decide it would be a good idea to buy some martinelli's cider to add to the ambiance
>Day comes, we arrange a few desks like everyone else and put up the poster he made
>Our tavern is a rousing success, the most popular in the classroom
>Jewish kid ends up walking around with an empty Martinelli's bottle pretending he's drunk