/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>working at McAlister Deli closing shift
>only been there a couple days
>manager Tim is pretty cool, kinda broish.
>Anon, can you check dates and inventory with Katie?
>Anon, we only have an half hour to close, this is going to take 30 minutes
>Pulls out dude lol joint
>We get stoned, listening to Deep Purple on iPod
>suddenly Gary (cashier bro) runs into walk in.
>WTF are you two doing? Tim is shot! Did you not hear?
>Crazy ex-GF came in drunk AF and shot Tim with a .25ACP Beretta
>Holding her down on the ground
>1st shot missed, 2nd hit his clavicle, but only partly penetrated. Could see bullet base. 3rd shot hit his boot, leaving bigass dent in his foot but bullet stopped
>Cops came and he went to hospital and was back next day

Everyone started the story that Katie and I were having sex during the attempted murder. Eventually do end up having sex with Katie and Tims ex got 8 years for attempted murder.

>>14611229
>tfw no gypsie gf
Why even life?

Just put your dick in a glass of milk, this is basic stuff

>>11775048
>Always do the opposite of what the jew saids
>Unless it's eating shrimp and bacon

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>>10962881
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>>10962890
>not even trying to post /ck/ related doggos
Pathetic.

>>10257470
>No mayo/bacon/tomato

>he doesn't work in a culture that frowns upon not providing free coffee

>>9834536
you're taking this a bit far for what it is

Need definition on hipster food

>be me
>be pinoy
>sisig = pork ears, mask; grilled and crispy or in vinegar-pork broth
>famous anon opens shop devoted to "real sisig experience"
>natural instinct is try stuff
>boiled, lightly fried pork belly in spicy mayo dressing served with spicy vinegar on side
>I paid $3 for this shit
>Runs home to buy gudshit homestyle sisig for $1

inb4 anon is faggot

>>8931889
Spicy^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Meme^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^