/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Oh boy I've been waiting for this thread. Have a wall of inbred cousins.

>That kid who tucks the napkin into his shirt like a bib, says no when the waitress offers extra napkins, and ends up using everyone else's to wipe his hands and face because he's a slob
>That kid who cuts into his steak, complains it's not cooked, gets a well done replacement and complains it's too chewy
>That kid's evil twin who squishes his steak with a fork, calls the juice grease and complains about it, gets served a dry-ass brick in return and complains it's too chewy
>That kid who eats one item out of his entire meal and doesn't want to take home his leftovers and then complains about being hungry on the ride home
>That kid who asks for another drink after taking two sips of the one he's got and ends up with 6-10 nearly full glasses of soda in his corner of the table
>That kid who orders an appetizer only he likes and then never touches it and snacks from everyone else's instead
>That kid who tells the waitress about his allergies AFTER his food has been brought to him and he has to order all over again and is complaining about slow service while he still has the menu and we're all on dessert
>That kid who gets asked "how's the food" and either burps, farts, or makes humming/smacking sounds as he eats
>That kid who loads his plate at buffets, eats one or two things, loads another plate, repeats until he's wasted about forty pounds of food and wants to go to mcdonald's on the way home
>That kid who pronounces croissant "quah-sahnt"
>That kid who pronounces challah with a CH sound
>That kid who pronounces mozzerella "moo-tsa-rah-lah" with an Italian inflection and that little hand motion with the fingertips together
>That kid who asks if something is fresh or frozen in a chain restaurant
>That kid who wants to sit on the inside of the booth and then crawls under the table so he doesn't have to ask anyone to move so he can use the bathroom every four minutes

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