/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13211961
>an indisputable fact
You're late to the race, you retard. There's no such thing.

>>11789147
Devilish.
I enjoy the semi popped kernels when eating popcorn almost as much as I enjoy the properly popped ones

>>11437868
>it's not grease, it's separated sauce
>3/4 of the plate that doesn't have the lasagna has a thick amber colored fluid with a glossy sheen

>>10840730
>Italy
>named Italians least trustworthy

>>10773142
>raw materials won't have soy in it
well DUH

>>10605750
>he's never tumbled down the side of a large hill or ravine and survived
I mean you might end up with a broken bone or two and a concussion but if you don't do this once or twice before you're thirty you're pretty sheltered. Is your middle-name Moonlove and your favorite salad edible flavors with cruelty-free honey?

>>10589256
>that troll Indian pricing
>$0.01 tempeh
A shaving of tempeh.
>$6.35 sweet bananas
So like, 15 bananas?
>$0.03 peanuts
A sneezed and dropped five peanuts into the dish. I know they're not making peanut sauce with this or topping it with toasted peanuts.
>$11.50 jasmine rice
Is that a 30 pound sack from the Asian market or a 10 pound bag from Sam's club, either way what the fuck after soaking.
>$5.75 cucumber
Sounds someone needs to invest in a sex toy. Those things are 40 cents a piece.
>$0.03 mutton
You were permitted to smell the mutton.

>>10554816
Dear lord.

Did you just click everything in the fucking thread? How much freetime do you have?

>>10379981
>>10380197
>Maniac has responded with a scornful remark.
Oh I love this movie.

And this is pretty much where Bongs are at now.

>>10300731
I totally understand.

I run a local grocer and I hired 2 extra employees to candle every egg we we purchase from the three different brands from the two different distributors. It's well worth it to make sure those thousands of 1.10-1.24 USD cartons of eggs don't have one egg with a splotch on it once every 3 or 4 months.

>>10290340
>Despite the fact that the average Russian salary is only about $25 a month
Haha damn. I've found larger bills on the street.

>>10248762
>Irish
>drunk or hungover
>impregnating cheese sandwiches
What a surprise.

>>10225584
FPBP

>>9708769

>>7804865
>They don't let black people touch your food and they also have ice cream.